Monday, 13 March 2006

Happy March Break

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".

Happy March break. No beat the bus this week.

The snow is melting, they are calling for possible thunderstorms tonight. At least the rain is washing away the snow. Sadly, Mr. Blue's footprints in the snow have now started disappearing. The last concrete evidence of his existence here with us is melting away. Well, maybe not his last. The remaining "gifts" he left will need to be cleaned up from the backyard once they have been defrosted a little bit more. At least will will have comfort in the knowledge that he will continue to be with us in Spirit throughout the summer by fertilizing the plants for this year. Thank you Mr. Blue!

I've hit a creative wall once again. I've included a cute little story that a friend sent. I've seen it at least once before, sitting in this very spot, about a year or so ago. I've been blogging too long. I'm getting into re-runs.



4 comments:

Kurt said...

I remember when the snow melted in our backyard in Michigan and all of Dogus' gifts appeared - about 200 of them. It had been a long winter.

Adventurer said...

to fire your creativity: http://superpositioned.com/articles/2006/03/09/measure-the-speed-of-light-with-chips

fourth_fret said...

reruns aren't all bad. but... reruns every two weeks suck. (as does LOST because of this.)

yes, a tiny rant. sorry. heh.

Mr. Incredulous said...

NICE JOKE.
Every time I think I've hit a "blog wall," more stupidity happens. I don't even have to look hard for it!