Friday, 30 June 2006

War Declared on Squirrels

I found myself standing outside this morning in my best grubbies at 7:30am picking up after last nights squirrel party in my garbage.

This is the kind of respect I get for working like a slave to feed, protect and entertain them! This is the respect I get in return for rescueing and peeing their babies. Will I take this abuse!!!!?

[hmmm.....they are awful cute when they stare up at me with their big squirrel eyes though. Especially the grey ones. The black ones too.]

NO! NO! NO! I will no longer take it!

This means war!

From now on I only buy the cheap peanuts. And no more ice cream on hot days for you busters!

8 comments:

Kurt said...

I can't believe you're feeding them non-organic peanuts. Murderer!

Mr. Incredulous said...

Hey, here's a sick idea. Feed them cheap-o peanuts for about 3 weeks, and just when they get used to them, substitute those red-hot salted nuts that you find in bars. That'll learn 'em!

...I know, I'm a sick puppy...

Deb said...

I'll help! You know how graceful I am. Start me running in their direction, and well, you know the rest.

karma said...

ice cream and peanuts - can i live in your backyard?

fourth_fret said...

ok, wait. what? you pee squirrels?

Adventurer said...

Look lady, if you want those big brown eyes, I've got two deluxe-sized twin squirrels for you here. (One is becoming very hairy as he's become "summer lazy".)

Rainypete said...

You'd think after peeing on their babies they'd get up and leave. I guess this is their way of getting even.

GoofyJ said...

heh. I think I could help out in Deb's fashion too. :)