This is the reason I find myself sleeping with my pillow and blanket at night half in a dog crate.
This is the reason that I have to wash my floors every couple of hours. Floors, carpets, deck boards, grass......(I don't was the grass, d'uh! I have to rinse the runny poops off though!)
This is the reason that I have perfect strangers approaching me and talking 'baby talk' at my side. Seems to especially attract the stinky people. Especially the ones that smoke. They can't seem to pass on by.
This is the reason I have to baby proof my house ..... again.
This is the dog that knows how to open his dog crate.
This is the dog that knows how to get food off of the cupboard and dog food from the closed bag.
This is the dog that absolutely loves yarn as much as any kitten you may find and can shred a baby blanket in the process of being created faster then I can grab it from him.
This is the dog that has his days and nights mixed up.
This is the smartest puppy I have ever come across. I'm talking scary smart!