Friday, 23 January 2009

Perp's Mom: "That's an ugly sweater! I'm going to buy you a new one."
Me: "No. I like this sweater. It looks nice and it's my absolute favourite in the whole wide world."
Perp's Mom: "I don't care. I hate that sweater. You're getting a new one!"
Me: "This is a nice, respectable sweater. It is warm, soft and I love this sweater!! I don't want one like you have on. It's ugly!"
Perp's Mom: "I won't buy you one like mine, buy I am getting you one."
Me: "Why would you buy something I don't want and have no intention of wearing?!"
Perp''s Mom: "I'm still getting you one."
Me: "I WON'T WEAR IT! DON'T BUY ME CLOTHES. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BUY ME CLOTHES. WHEN YOU BUY ME CLOTHES I NEVER WEAR THEM!!!"
Perp's Mom: "I'm buying you a sweater. One that looks better than that old thing!"

Oh crap! What are we doing? I'm going to spend a week with my parents.

5 comments:

Kurt said...

Yours sound great. Mine just watch TV and complain.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

They are, they just don't like my clothes. But then...no one does.

Serena said...

Re. clothes - you're an individual and entitled to wear whatever the heck style of clothes you want to....put a deaf ear to the naysayers (parents)...hard to do, I know...but there-in, lies the challenge. hehehe I hope you have a lovely time ~

I don't have much time but will come back later tonight to read all the posts I've missed....count on it ~ :)

Megan said...

Ha!

richgold said...

Hey, it's better then spending a week with MY mom!