Friday 23 January 2009

Perp's Mom: "That's an ugly sweater! I'm going to buy you a new one."
Me: "No. I like this sweater. It looks nice and it's my absolute favourite in the whole wide world."
Perp's Mom: "I don't care. I hate that sweater. You're getting a new one!"
Me: "This is a nice, respectable sweater. It is warm, soft and I love this sweater!! I don't want one like you have on. It's ugly!"
Perp's Mom: "I won't buy you one like mine, buy I am getting you one."
Me: "Why would you buy something I don't want and have no intention of wearing?!"
Perp''s Mom: "I'm still getting you one."
Me: "I WON'T WEAR IT! DON'T BUY ME CLOTHES. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BUY ME CLOTHES. WHEN YOU BUY ME CLOTHES I NEVER WEAR THEM!!!"
Perp's Mom: "I'm buying you a sweater. One that looks better than that old thing!"

Oh crap! What are we doing? I'm going to spend a week with my parents.

5 comments:

Kurt said...

Yours sound great. Mine just watch TV and complain.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

They are, they just don't like my clothes. But then...no one does.

Serena Lewis said...

Re. clothes - you're an individual and entitled to wear whatever the heck style of clothes you want to....put a deaf ear to the naysayers (parents)...hard to do, I know...but there-in, lies the challenge. hehehe I hope you have a lovely time ~

I don't have much time but will come back later tonight to read all the posts I've missed....count on it ~ :)

Megan said...

Ha!

richgold said...

Hey, it's better then spending a week with MY mom!