Tuesday, April 20

My Cycling Check-List

I went cycling this afternoon.  I stood for quite a while before I left trying to decide if it was a cycling shorts or cycling pants kind of day.  I finally decided it's chillier along the river and so pants were the way to go.  (I was wrong by the way.  It was quite hot.)

As I stood at the side of my bike, I mentally went over my cycling check list.  Water bottle, check; lock and key, check; cycling shoes and helmet, check;  coffee money, check.  I was ready so out the door I went.

Oh, hmmm......maybe putting a cycling shirt on over my sports bra would be a good idea too.



BTW....if you are the 70 something year old lady who thinks it's a good idea to sunbathe along side the river in your bikini, it's not.  Please!

5 comments:

Mrsupole said...

LOL, but it could have been worse, she could have skipped the bikini altogether.

And you might have been cooler without your shirt, and the lady might have thought you were cool to ride a bike in a bra. LOL.

Glad you had a nice ride.

God bless.

Jennifer Rose said...

lol! is it legal to go topless there? try seeing a 70 year old walking around topless, o.0 really um is a sight you want to forget fast o.0

BumbleVee said...

I have no problem with a 70 year old in a bikini.... especially if she is still 35 24 25 ... as my Mom and her sister were in their 60's when they used to wear their bikinis... although they were in their own yard.

It's the fat girls with stumps for legs wearing short skirts ....or shorts, that twist and ride up into their crotches,....front and back... or those with flabby belly and saggy "muffin tops" that insist on showing us their thong straps above any pants they try to pull up that don't make it to the top of the huge crack in their derrieres that make me gag...

give me little old ladies with self restraint in the eating department and decent shapes and sizes ... with wrinkles forced upon them by that mean bitch Mother Nature ..that they can't do a damn thing about, over lazy, fat, stupid people any day of the week... please!....

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Unfortunately some of those 70 year olds have a lot in common with the stumpy fat girls. They are the ones often in bikinis. They must be the parents/Grandparents of the stumpy fat kids.

I agree with you about the muffin tops and butt cracks! I also hate to see the guys with their jean crotches down to their knees.

emma said...

i hope when i'm 70, i'm still fiesty enough to sunbathe half nekkid! WHOOT!