Answers To Questions....

I'm using this as a practise sheet to work out some of the bugs before I start on my good copy.  I did this with my last commission and it was quite helpful.  I'll never work the whole thing, but just some difficult areas to work out the problems as I go on with the good copy.

Okay, I've had so many questions about Kurt from people who either are visiting my house, or read my blog and email me questions, call me and ask, or drop in and blurt them out.  Time to straighten things here and now.

Kurt put up yesterday's drawing not me.  I'm not as good at perspective as he obviously is as shown in his napkin drawing.

I don't know if Kurt is married.  Why?

I don't know if Kurt is gay.  He says not, but if you're interested in a date with him, ask him yourself.

Yes, I have an address I can send his painting to in the famous American city in which he lives.  Whether it's his home or not I don't know.

No I won't go down there and deliver it to him in person.

Yes he has an address that he mails his zine to in the not so famous Canadian city in which I live which may or may not be my home address.  No you can't have my copy, subscribe yourself.

I don't know if he eats it after he picks it, but I suspect (and hope) he's not actually really picking it but just doing it for show.

Maybe he does just photoshop himself into exotic locations just pretending to travel, but I suspect not and who cares, it's still funny.  No I won't do a pixel count comparrison to check and see.

I'm not sure if he owns a car and drives around the congested streets of his city. 

I don't know if he has a job,sugar momma, or how he makes a living.

Yes, that's the bacon blog guy.

And to the person who asked (and asks of everyone)  if a sheep gets in his house, I don't know if there is a shepherd in the famous American city in which he lives to help get it out.  (And people think he's weird!)

No,  I don't want to meet him.  Part of the fun of Kurt is not really knowing who he is, but trying to figure him out.  Were I to actually meet him and find out he does put his pants on one leg at a time, goes to the bathroom and probably even occasionally has flatulence, would make him very ordinary and spoil the fun.

Aren't the most interesting bloggers to follow the ones you have to read over a long period of time to find out little bits about them and what makes them tick?  I'm a people watcher not a people person so blogging is ideal for me. 

So out of the top questions what have I figured out?  Well I can answer only one with complete certainty....YES!  He is the bacon blog guy.  If you want to know more then ask him yourself or order his zine!

P.S.  to Kurt, are your eyes blue or blue-grey?  I need to know for the painting.  Also, are you married, gay, rich, poor, middle class, good with photoshop or illustrator, and have you ever had a sheep in your home?  Just wondering....you know....for the painting.