Never Leave Your Cell Phone With A Teenager

Monster:   "My name's not Hank"
Sandi:  "La,la,la,la.....I can't hear you!"
Monster:  "I said, my name's not Hank.  It's Teddy."
Sandi:  "Huuummmmm.......I still can't hear you!"
Monster:  "That's okay.  I've got all day.  BTW.......Where the heck did you get the name Hank anyways."
Sandi:  "It just came to me."

Well "Hot Chocolate" dumped me again this week.  Work my ass! 

On the topic of Hot Chocolate, his name came up in my art class yesterday.  He came as my guest to one of my classes last winter and one of the ladies currently in my class remembered him.  She mentioned she thought he was quite attractive a couple of times during the course of the morning so I guess Hot Chocolate Jr. isn't the only hot dude in that family. 

A word to the wise, never leave your work cell phone in the hands of a teenager.  These are not normal human beings with normal brain functions.  It's a medically known fact that their brains go off-line for a few years before reengaging and becoming normal again.

Another thing to note....you should never allow your husband to snap a photo of you flashing your boobs at him (with your bra on....or off for that matter) on said business phone that he might land in the hands of just such a teenager to monitor while in the shower as he is awaiting a call.  Big mistake.

If you do this you may come back to find that said teenager has used that particular picture as a background for his phone screen and may consider putting it as your caller id picture that goes out to all the people that your husband calls.  All your husbands business contacts that is.  Around the world.  Japan, Korea, U.K, U.S.  (You get the picture.  Or in this case....hopefully you didn't!)

P.S.  My Thursday mornings are now free for any takers.