Thank you for the Christmas presents. I don't want you to interpret my peeing myself when you let me open my gifts for forgiveness. Do you really think these material things will placate me for all of the stuff you put me through this year? Don't get me wrong! I love my new stuffed candy cane, ball on a rope, bones and pupperoni's, but it still doesn't make up for the whole using me as a purse puppy or sticking reading glasses on me for photos not to mention making me go to that God forsaken place full of flies and other nasties called "the country". Remember, you also abandoned me for a week and left me in the company of that Retriever b**ch Candy. She's no picnic! Is that the way you treat a loved one?
I'll expect better treatment and more dignified behavior from you in the New Year. Oh, and thanks again for the pupperoni even though they do cause gas.
Hunter the Dog
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4 comments:
A dog named Hunter who doesn't like the country? Oh the irony!
He is still so cute.......
LOL at Kurt's comment. It is hard to imagine a dog that would not love running free and wild in the country.
Love the pupperoni causes gas comment. I really need to stop feeding them to my grandson's but they really like all the treats I give them. If they had done better in school then they would realize that they are not the young "pups" that this snack was meant for. I told them time and time again how important their education is, but then again maybe they like the "gas".
I can see that Hunter had a great Christmas.
God bless.
Hey! Have A Great 2011.Bestest Wishes From Tony.
Hunter needs taking down a peg or two.
FYI, new blog is here.
Happy 2011!
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