Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to those of you who decided to hold back your Christmas cards in order to re-gift the booby trap from my card to you and then send it to me.  I suspected as much and carefully opened the card over the garbage.  I'm glad it didn't contain cash.

Merry Christmas to those of you who sent Christmas cards to the nude drawings hanging on our walls.  Very artistic of you.

Merry Christmas to those of you who brought over gifts only to be turfed out on your a** by my evil front step.  It's one heck of a step and one heck of a fall.  My sincerest apologies!  Normally we let people bearing gifts in without the nasty ceremony.  At least the nice ones;-)

Merry Christmas to everyone else.  Whether you celebrate it or not.  I hope you have a safe and preposterous  new year.  Yes I meant preposterous.  It's more fun than the normal after all!

Finally, Merry Christmas to Kurt. (Who is preposterous)  I've started your painting again.  Well, sort of.  Thanks for your contributions to the blog!

p.s.  yes, we stuff Mr. Hunter's stocking early.  He gets so excited when he sees us hang it up I can't resist.  I love to torment him.  He'll spend the rest of today chekcing it out every once in a while knowing full well he's not allowed to touch it till tomorrow morning.  When we get up tomorrow he'll bowl everybody over in an attempt to get to it before anyone else does in order to make sure he gets to it's contents before we do on the off chance we may actually try to take his stuffed toy or bone before he does.