I'm So Cool?

I made a quick stop on the way home this evening from picking up 2 of 4 at the local fruit and veggie mart.  Tomorrows snow storm may make driving difficult and I want to have food! 

When we got to the cash and were waiting in line I saw some lovely grapefruits nearby and dashed over to pick a couple up.  While walking back to the cash 2 of 4 glanced over and I held them up against my chest as if they were.....well, you know, and made a prissy face.  I'll do anything I think may embarrass my kids.
The cashier then started to ring us through.

"I don't know if I should touch those!" the cashier exclaims.

"Huh?" I ask confused

"You know, the breasts." she answers pointing to the grapefruits laughing.

"Your Mom is so cool!  That was great!!!" She tells my daughter.

Now I'm not sure if like good is bad if cool is the new term for the word idiot, but that's not the first time I've heard that lately.  2 of 4 had a couple of friends over and I asked them if Sarah had turned them gay yet in her quest for a new best friend.  The young guy in the group, after getting over his initial shock turned to her and said, yes, you guessed it....

"Your Mom is cool!"  I later found out his Father is a fashionista according to 2.


I don't know if I'm actually cool.  I suspect not, but at least my artwork made it as artwork  of the month on the Figureworks site!