Wednesday, February 13

Parliament argues Zombie apocalypse

Today in the House of Commons the Parliamentarians argued over what they would do to stop zombies from crossing over to Canada from the States should an outbreak occur.  I KID YOU NOT.  John Baird, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, assured the opposition that an outbreak in the States would never be allowed to become an apocalypse reaching Canada.

Sure glad they aren't worrying about something silly like problems related to the economy, and jobs.

2 comments:

Kurt said...

That's really stupid. Everyone knows that the zombie hordes are going to originate IN Canada. Your government is doing NOTHING to stop the apocalypse.

Jennifer Rose Phillip said...

same thing happened here, the councils were asked what plans they have in case of zombie attack :/