Thursday, 6 April 2006

I have a Bad Feeling

I have a bad feeling about tonight. I have a mission. A very dangerous covert mission. I need to approach the "enemy" to the masses (as suggested by Fourth Fret.) The dreaded upscale house in the upscale village with a lawn gnome on the front lawn! (place eerie music here)

Wish me luck, because I'm thinking I may get caught. Just a feeling. I haven't heard from Adventurer yet, so I'm hoping it won't be a solo mission. I don't know if I want to face a gnome alone!

Wish me luck! If you don't hear from me again you'll know I've been overtaken, perhaps taken as a hostage. Please give in to his demands! I don't want to spend the rest of my life with a gnome!


Deb said...

LOL. I can almost hear the theme to "Mission Impossible" while I read your blog.

mish-mash mousse said...

Take chocolate with you! While the enemy is eating it in blissful contentment you can run!!! Celebrate afterwards with cake!

I really do love your blog. Been keeping up on it. I'm going to link to you. Hope that's OK.

fourth_fret said...

are you insane?

i'm telling you, messin' with the gnome is like... prescripting your own demise.

you need to find my gnome post. it will make you rethink this whole thing. i'm telling you... gnomes are evil, evil creatures and masters at mayhem.

fare thee well, perpetual chocoholic. we barely knew ye.


Mr. Incredulous said...

Trite sayings:
Beware the Ides of March.
Beware of attack cat.
Beware the evil-looking lawn gnome, who has been radically incensed by your insistence on placing bunny ears upon his mythical misshapen head.


Kris said...

OOOHHHH...sounds very Mission Impossible-esque! I want all the juicy details!


fourth_fret said...

ok... some of us are starting to worry.

Adventurer said...

Me too.

I expect to see her tonight for our usual unusual adventures.


Mr. Incredulous said...

It's more than a week later, and nobody's gnome!
What do they want? A trip to Disney world? A gnomette? 100,000 Euro dollars???
I'll start up a collection fund promptly.

Deb said...

I say we organize a rescue mission.