Friday, 15 December 2006


It's beginning to look a lot like Spring time
Warm temperatures everywhere
The skis are all out
Even with no snow about
Warm balmy breezes blowing everywhere.....

It's beginning to look a lot like Spring time
Hot cocoa heats you up
Shed off that winter coat
The cocoa burns your throat
Mucky leaves and mud cakes everywhere.....

It's beginning to look a lot like Spring time
Santa can't come by
There's not a stitch of snow
He'll land on his ass I know
If he tried to land a sled without the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Spring time
How can this all be
We're in Canada
Not in Nevada
Where the hell's the snow this time of year????

It's beginning to look a lot like Spring time
A white Christmas?
Not a chance
So get out your shorts and pools
With mitts you'd look a fool
And do your "Happy Global Warming" dance.

It's beginning to look a lot like Spring time
Jesus was born we know
In a warm climate
We're just being authentic
So let's have Christmas this way every year!

5 comments:

GoofyJ said...

Your global warming line made me laugh, after all why is that when things are adnormally warm during a certain part of the year everyone screams "global warming!" and yet when it is adnormally cold (heck, we actually got snow in November (and March), we're lucky to see snow, let alone in those months) no one screams, "global cooling." heh :)

Any way, Merry Christmas, and way to be authentic. :)

Adventurer said...

I agree with goofyj - global warming perhaps ... though seasonal. I remember the winter I was pregnant with my daughter. We got a HUGE snow fall on Christmas Day ... up to that it was cold, but dry, dry dry.

Glad to see the cartoons! Love 'em keep 'em coming!

Anonymous said...

Loved your cartoon and poem! We never have snow here anymore. *sigh*

GoofyJ said...

Merry Christmas!!!

Deb said...

Happy New Year!