A Question to Ponder

A question has been brought forward to me. Your comments are desired please:

If Jacques is a female dog, who is not allowed to be referred to as a female, then presumably she is also not allowed to act as a female either. This being the case....how does she pee? Squat like a lady? or the ever popular leg lift like a gentleman? Or is there a third way a confused dog should pee, that will appear to be more unisex in nature?