Oh Dennis, Dennis, Dennis
What can we all say
When someone says to break a leg
We don't mean the literal way!

I hear you had a problem
With a wooden ladder
Helping out a neighbour
Makes it even sadder

You didn't deserve to fall
On your big behind
When all you tried to do
Was be a little kind

I guess the moral of this story
Is plain for all to see
That climbing wooden ladders
Isn't for the elderly

the very end