I found myself standing outside this morning in my best grubbies at 7:30am picking up after last nights squirrel party in my garbage.
This is the kind of respect I get for working like a slave to feed, protect and entertain them! This is the respect I get in return for rescueing and peeing their babies. Will I take this abuse!!!!?
[hmmm.....they are awful cute when they stare up at me with their big squirrel eyes though. Especially the grey ones. The black ones too.]
NO! NO! NO! I will no longer take it!
This means war!
From now on I only buy the cheap peanuts. And no more ice cream on hot days for you busters!
iglu
4 days ago
7 comments:
I can't believe you're feeding them non-organic peanuts. Murderer!
Hey, here's a sick idea. Feed them cheap-o peanuts for about 3 weeks, and just when they get used to them, substitute those red-hot salted nuts that you find in bars. That'll learn 'em!
...I know, I'm a sick puppy...
I'll help! You know how graceful I am. Start me running in their direction, and well, you know the rest.
ice cream and peanuts - can i live in your backyard?
ok, wait. what? you pee squirrels?
Look lady, if you want those big brown eyes, I've got two deluxe-sized twin squirrels for you here. (One is becoming very hairy as he's become "summer lazy".)
You'd think after peeing on their babies they'd get up and leave. I guess this is their way of getting even.
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