Saturday, 20 February 2010

Guest Post #2 by Kurt of Other People Exist

I want to apologize to regular readers of this blog who were looking forward to an interesting post about the artistic process from Perpetual Chocoholic. It's just me again, and I understand how frustrating and annoying that can be. I can't paint caterpillars, and I haven't seen a guy nude in weeks, unless you count me. I see me nude a lot, usually while applying deodorant or just flexing in front of the mirror.

I flex in front of the mirror to track my muscle development, of which there has been none. My observations indicate that my muscles have been in stasis since I was fourteen, but one should still check now and then, or in my case every day. This would be a good spot for a photo of me flexing my muscles but, unfortunately, I cannot flex and take pictures at the same time. Yet. Perhaps when my muscles develop further.

Would I pose nude for a drawing class? Absolutely. As a longtime visitor of nude hippie hot springs, I've put in thousands of hours of naked time. And as a longtime unemployed person, I could use the money. References available on request.

7 comments:

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

WooHoo! Funny, I was just commenting today at family event that people only comment when I'm throwing a tantrum and using foul language or talking about naked pseudo Kurt and now heres the real thing!

....and though you're no Jeff Bridges, I'm enjoying reading your post anyways;-)

Megan said...

One of the perks of the new apartment is that I get the whole upstairs to myself. (The upstairs consists of my bedroom and my bathroom.) I am taking my time getting dressed these days...

Jennifer Rose said...

taking naked pictures of yourself is why the selftimer on cameras were made and tripods come in handy :p

tony said...

You Have Been Standing Naked InFront Of A Mirror Rather Than Blogging?

Sandy said...

hahah, enjoyed this a lot!

emma said...

oh gosh - i HAVE missed your posts...Hilarious as always.

VE said...

I have lots of nude time to...well...under my clothes that is...

Excellent to see a Kurt post too!