Question: you want to get a comprehensive cholesterol test (called the VAP test), and the least expensive option ($79) is available from the good people at AnyLabTestNow.com. Do you use AnyLabTestNow, given that their website (captured below) includes the important question "Is you heart healthy?"
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Bluesky
1 day ago
7 comments:
It almost makes me wish I had a heart.
Nothing is ever going to go wrong with me. I'm going to live forever.
That doesn't answer the question.
Yes. Yes you do.
Why?
Because they look professional in the photos and as we ALL know...photos don't lie.
or...or wait - maybe i've got it wrong.
Oh crap. Now i'm all confused and my heart feels bad...
PC: hahahaha, your comment was unexpected..haha.
In Canada if we need an expensive test they just tell us everything is okay and we don't need any tests and to go home, get some exercise and see if we're feeling better in a month or so. After a few months of this they eventually tell us they'll do the test and then by the time they call us back with the results we're dead and it doesn't matter any more.
Sooooo Kurt?????? Do you have a heart of a 14 year old to match your muscles? Don't keep us in suspense!
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